An Open Letter to les Sans Abri of Paris

Excusez-moi, de vous deranger.... but could you not show me your penis?

Hey. I know its tough to live in a city that is below freezing, and to not have a house. I know vous voulez logement comme toute le monde, but what is going on? I got on the metro today and was pleasantly surprised when the first car was almost empty. Sweet, I can have a seat and relaxing nap during my commute to school. This was not the case. I hopped into the metro and immediately smelled giant horse droppings and cat litter. What is this nasty odor? Well I look to my left and there you are. Laying on the floor of the metro, with your pants down. I can hardly comprehend how a human smells this foul. But the smell isnt repulsing enough is it? No you had to go and show me your weiner. Pull your jeans up, tuck your balls back in and get off the metro. There a plenty of churches you can get some new clothes and change your life. If you are not into relgion, pretend to be a student. Invest in a backpack and then you can take naps on campus. Invest in a dog and take up a hobby like playing a flute. These ideas will make you some money and get you out of the cold. So please get the fuck off the metro, so I dont have to hold back my vomit and snuggle in my scarf to breathe.


THANKS,

ally