A Call For Costumes

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN? I want it to be smart and funny and fucking awesome. But I want the french to understand me, so it can't be an obscure American political figure.

How about a painting? Okay. I could be 1740's shrimp girl?
Hogarth is still a pretty popular artist right? But where would I find the outfit? And I might not seem approachable or down to earth.

I want it to be sexy so I cant go with my original plan of Vigo from ghostbusters.Haha. Like that is a plan. I am pretty positive I resemble him everyday I wake up. So. I want it sexy but not skanky sexy, obvi. Like secret, french woman sexy. Does this blog not make sense? Deal with it its 4:40 in the morning in Paris. Hum. fucking. ho.